Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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