Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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