ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
My vagina is officially offended.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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