thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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