Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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