the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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