Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
this will be a night to untag.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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