come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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