You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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