Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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