I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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