Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize