Having a random hookup so left but love u
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
