I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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