So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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