I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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