Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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