if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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