Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
areolas are like halos for boobs.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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