New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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