You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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