sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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