she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I am mentally ready for anal.
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