I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
