Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
