Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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