Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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