You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
