She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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