Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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