I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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