? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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