So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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