Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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