best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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