did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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