did you get engaged???
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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