Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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