She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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