i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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