When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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