: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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