we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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