we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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