Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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