I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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