Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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