I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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