stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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