I puked a lego.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
