She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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