Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Randomize
